Dave is totally gonna write a jam about this.

(photo from Fuseblog)

Duuuuuude, that was like, totally sweet. Three hits? Dude, for serious, that was awesome. And like, you’re just comin’ back from that blister thing that we’re not allowed to call a blister. That’s totally sweet. Plus, like, the Yankees lost again to the Blue Jays. Dude! Did you see Aaron Hill stealin’ home against Pett-Dogg? Dude, I know! They’re totally screwed. But you, man, you’re money. 8-0 on the season, dude? C’mon, that’s freakin’ sweet. Bet you won’t have any trouble pickin’ up chicks at Jillian’s tonight. Just tell ’em you’re the Josh man, the Beckster and watch ’em throw themselves at you. Dude, it’s totally gonna happen. We’ll be your wingmen.

The Sox are good man, they’re totally on this sweet roll. It’s awesome. Yankees? Brutal! Things are rollin’, things are sweet. And you’ve got Dice-K going tonight, the Diceman. Sweet. He’s money. It’s gonna be awesome.

Dude…do you have any Funyuns?


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