Doug Mirabelli Appreciation Night at the Kowloon in Saugus was, wait for it, LEGENDARY.
Phrases uttered during the evening included:
“Yeah, the Ladies’ Room is right behind the giant, mounted swordfish and to the right of the tiki hut.”
“Are those complete strangers dancing with Doug Mirabelli’s head on a stick?”
“It’s really not a party until someone’s hair catches on fire.”
“I hope that some day, I can be lucky enough to have someone propose to me at the Kowloon.”
And “If Dougie had a cooking show, I’m pretty sure everything would eventually end up on a stick. And on fire. And be chicken parm.”
Pictures forthcoming but trust me, they’ll be worth the wait.
And yes, Sam really did bring Dougie’s head on a stick. It’s the best we could do since the 28 Signal apparently never reached Fort Myers, thereby forcing Dougie to approach John Henry and say, “Mr. Henry, I need to take the jet. I’m needed in Saugus.” Maybe next year.