He would make quick work of that Flarke bookcase


Me: Can I tell you? I have a WICKED crush on Kevin Garnett. I kind of want to hang out with him.

Kerri: He is one of the most intense people I’ve ever seen. And I mean INTENSE. Could you imagine him trying to put together a pre-fab bookcase or something? Talking to himself the whole time and several chest pumps when he finished?

Me: That settles it. He is coming with me on my next trip to IKEA.

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